Download PDF by Dave Dunseath: Aim Low: Quit Often, Expect the Worst, and Other Good Advice

By Dave Dunseath

ISBN-10: 1418554030

ISBN-13: 9781418554033

Imagine place of work area is the best motion picture ever? Worship on the toes of Jon Stewart? are looking to learn a humor e-book that's really humorous? target Low is for you.

Funny, cynical, good written, snarky, name it what you want–but there are literally thousands of those who will establish with the message in objective Low. writer Dave Dunseath says goal Low is when you have been invited to life's colossal ceremonial dinner and ended up operating on the drive–thru. a superb present ebook and a first–rate humor publication, goal Low additionally bargains such pearls–okay, morsels–okay, crumbs of wisdom–as:

-Hope is a crutch. Crutches are just stable for buying issues: amazing parking on the mall and sympathy dates with scorching chicks. another way, they'll simply sluggish you down.

-You can't be a failure when you've got no wish of winning.

-Whoever stated not anything is straightforward hasn't ever attempted quitting.

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The system is technically known as the Genito-Urinary organs because the excretory system and the reproductive system are inter-twined and work in some of the parts together. Along the back, on each side of the bony spine about the level of the hips there are two bean shaped organs, the kidneys. Their function is to eliminate waste products from the blood stream and pass it off by way of the bladder and the male organ, the penis. Disease of the kidneys is technically known as Nephritis (popularly termed Bright’s Disease).

Syphilis is one of the chief causes of a “Stroke” in early life followed by a temporary paralysis. Syphilis is the cause of nearly one half of the abortions and of nearly four-fifths of the still births. Syphilis is the cause of many diseases of the heart and blood vessels and of many of the other vital organs. 28 / Dr. Hubbard' s Sex Facts for Men and Women Syphilis shortens life about one-third. Syphilis greatly decreases one’s earning capacity—the loss of time in industry due to syphilis is only equalled by accidents.

Gleet is a slang phrase for a chronic stage of gonorrhoea. Venereal Disease is a term usually used to denote Gonorrhoea or Syphilis. Syphilis is also called pox, lues, “blood Poison”, and many other names. It is a dangerous communicable disease due to a germ—a spirillum, called the spirochetae Pallida because it is a cry- S. D. / 29 stalline white spiral, requiring a special apparatus—dark field and high illumination and a high powered microscope to view it. Urethral Stricture means an abnormal narrowing of the canal which conveys urine from the bladder to the outer world.

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