By Dave Dunseath
Imagine place of work area is the best motion picture ever? Worship on the toes of Jon Stewart? are looking to learn a humor e-book that's really humorous? target Low is for you.
Funny, cynical, good written, snarky, name it what you want–but there are literally thousands of those who will establish with the message in objective Low. writer Dave Dunseath says goal Low is when you have been invited to life's colossal ceremonial dinner and ended up operating on the drive–thru. a superb present ebook and a first–rate humor publication, goal Low additionally bargains such pearls–okay, morsels–okay, crumbs of wisdom–as:
-Hope is a crutch. Crutches are just stable for buying issues: amazing parking on the mall and sympathy dates with scorching chicks. another way, they'll simply sluggish you down.
-You can't be a failure when you've got no wish of winning.
-Whoever stated not anything is straightforward hasn't ever attempted quitting.
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