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By Mark Leigh, Mike Lepine

ISBN-10: 1840244771

ISBN-13: 9781840244779

This S--t sizzling advisor to swearing varieties the lads from the f---ing boys and the ladies from the p---ing ladies. Profanity previous and new, each insult had to make an enemy of a pal and sufficient undesirable language to gasoline a soccer crew for a month.

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Sounds like a load of fucking bollocks to me (oops – there goes my sex life for a week…) Advanced Swearing Handbook_Insid63 63 63 04/08/2005 11:30:01 Spot the Swear Word Cunningly concealed in each of the following well-known texts is a hidden, but well-known swearword. Can YOU identify it? ‘Daffodils’ by William Wordsworth: I wander’d lonely as a cloud That floats on high o’er vales and hills, When all at once I saw a cunt A host, of golden daffodils. Hamlet by William Shakespeare: ‘Alas, poor Yorick!

Another finding that Professor Jay has unearthed is that, on average, 3% of all conversations at work involve obscenities as do 13% of our conversations while we’re ‘at leisure’. ‘Swearing is basically a way to relieve anger and frustration in a non-physical way,’ says Professor Jay, and believes that it provides a useful way for us to express our dislike of someone without resorting to kicking seven shades of shit out of them. Advanced Swearing Handbook_Insid33 33 33 04/08/2005 11:29:56 Swear in Zulu Visitors to Pongola (yes, this is a real place), Babanango, Nongoma – or any other town in Zululand – should make sure they take this list of phrases with them.

Amongst the ruling classes, calling someone a bugger was extremely insulting because given the number of practicing homosexuals in the aristocracy it was also likely to be true. Advanced Swearing Handbook_Insid30 30 30 04/08/2005 11:29:55 Streets of Shame In medieval times, the streets around brothels often acquired descriptive names – names which were later changed to protect delicate sensibilities. In fourteenth-century London you could find yourself walking down Slut’s Lane or Codpiece Alley (now known as Coppice Alley) or taking a stroll down Cokkeslane or Gropecuntlane (which changed its name to Grape Street, and later on, Grub Street).

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