By Peter A. Jeffcock
A set of the inadvertent gemstones from kids. With this booklet you could omit the restrictions of the English language take heed to your youngers - how else could you discover out that once sizzling steam touches a chilly window it makes the steam become water droplets. this can be the way you get reimbursement.
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60 GEOGRAPHY …a ship’s window is called a pothole… The bigest city in Holland is Hamsterdam and the bigest port is Rottendam. 61 A PIS OF CAK I feel sorry for children in Africa. They are starving to death. They only get a little groin to eat. I would not like to eat the groin. We stayed in Wales in summer. We stayed on a kind of campsight but instead of tents or caravans there were wooden todges. Ours was lovely. 62 GEOGRAPHY Wen we were in Scotland we used to go into the woobs for a walk. Dad liked to see how many beers he could see.
Rember Rember! th On 5 November we have bonfires and firewanks. This is because a man tired to blow up the house of parliament. The man was called Giy Fuks. 37 A PIS OF CAK Dansing Dico dansing started when my mum was young. Before that there was lots of other danse fashons. In the 1920s there were girls called floppers…. Greek Gods The three gods in my project are the king of gods - Zeus, the messenger of the gods – Hermes, and the god of war – Arse. 38 ENGLISH AND THE ARTS ENGLISH AND THE ARTS 39 A PIS OF CAK My faverit sujbect is speling.
Before that there was lots of other danse fashons. In the 1920s there were girls called floppers…. Greek Gods The three gods in my project are the king of gods - Zeus, the messenger of the gods – Hermes, and the god of war – Arse. 38 ENGLISH AND THE ARTS ENGLISH AND THE ARTS 39 A PIS OF CAK My faverit sujbect is speling. My faverit book is Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I would love to meet Willy Wanka like Charlie does. 40 ENGLISH AND THE ARTS When you write a story you should do a daft copy first.
A Pis of Cak: Children at Their Most Seriously Funny by Peter A. Jeffcock