By Barry Louis Polisar
This witty, foolish, funny selection of a few of Barry Louis Polisar's best-loved track lyrics, followed via creative full-color drawings, brings to lifestyles the customarily comical fact of adolescence. jam-packed with pesky siblings, terrifying academics, and tormented babysitters who will not go back, let alone a variety of monsters, a boy who has misplaced his pants, and a tender baby with a puppy named "Cat," the illustrated poetry will satisfaction little ones of every age in addition to their mom and dad.
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Extra resources for A Little Less Noise (Rainbow Morning Music Picture Books)
David Clark graduated with honors from the Philadelphia College of Art and the Pennsylvania Academy of Fine Arts. He has been working full time as an artist and illustrator since 1985 and has been working with Barry since 1988. David is a winner of the Rubin Award for Newspaper Illustration from the ational Cartoonist Society and has ilJustrated almost all of Barry's books including Peculiar Zoo, Snakes and the Boy Who Was Afraid afThem, and The Snake Who Was Afraid of People. Pub~shed by Rainbow Morning Music 2UI Fairland Road Silver Spring, MD 20904 About Barry Louis Polisar "He's a one-man symphony of comic anarchy.
Don't Put Your Finger Up Your Nose Don't put your finger up your nose, 'Cause your nose knows that's not the place it goes. You can sniffle, you can sneeze, But I'm asking you-pleaseDon't put your finger up your nose. Don't stick your finger in your ear, 'Cause then your ear will find it hard to hear. You can thump and you can tug it, But please don't plug itDon't stick your finger in your ear. Don't put your finger in your eye, That's not a thing I think you oughta try. You can blink it, you can wink it, But I don't think it Would be good to put your finger in your eye.
Underwear Underwear is everywhere but mostly underneath. Usually you can't see what goes on beneath Ragged clothes, evening gowns or the finest three-piece suit. Underwear is everywhere; there is no substitute. Everyone is equal when it comes to underwear, Because beneath your underwear it's just yourself that's there. Everyone wears underwear-or at least they should. Underwear is lots of things, but mostly it is good. Some like the feel of cotton. I share this belief. Likewise I don't like boxer shorts, give me a pair of briefs.
A Little Less Noise (Rainbow Morning Music Picture Books) by Barry Louis Polisar